I’ve been totally out of the loop for the past couple of weeks and apologize to my two readers for not posting anything new. In my defense, I must say, there really isn’t much going on in the news right now. Case in point- I watched the local edition of the 11 o’clock news last night and the major story was about how recent studies show the oldest sibling is usually the smartest (I can adhere to that way of thinking). I wake up this morning to the same story only this time it’s on GMA. So you know when GMA is googling random shit and building a story around it, there is nothing much to talk about.
Never one to back down from a challenge-(and writing about nothing IS challenging- don’t believe me uh? Well try it some time.). I did some serious internet surfing and came up with the following stuff. It’s interesting to perhaps no one- but nonetheless, I am posting it:
…..Eddie is Scary Spice’s baby daddy
According to TMZ, DNA tests conclude with 99.9% certainty that Eddie Murphy is the father of Scary Spice’s baby. Reps for Scary Spice confirm that the mama has received the results and she’s now doing the “Money Dance.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eWaU1VQOc
Upon hearing the news, Eddie Murphy’s reaction was one of denial. He is appealing to the Maury Show for a second round of tests. I am kidding. Actually I was watching Inside Edition last week and Eddie told reporters he’d take care of Iris Murphy Brown should tests prove the child was his.
Go short for the summer:
Long locks are yesterday’s news. The inverted bob is the cut to have this summer. This observation isn’t enough to send me running in search Edward Scissor Hands with a request for him to work his magic on my crop. Unfortunately I don’t have the bone structure for that sort of extremism. However, these femmes do and they are rockin the new look well: